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Instant boner. In my defense, she is really good-looking. She immediately noticed it and smirked at me. Got the job anyways.

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But none of that worked, and when the pose was over I looked down and noticed that I was also dripping. So everyone in the group was laughing their asses off because I just took 2 Viagra.

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Apparently I had a habit of coming straight from bed to breakfast—morning wood and all. Those were awkward times.

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Had my pants down around my ankles, had a clean-up towel on hand. But a couple of minutes in, my dad called and asked me to look something up for him on Google. I minimized the embarrassing and opened a new erection window. It was tough to explain. Woke up a few minutes later to some laughing and discovered my dick was tenting proudly in my gym shorts. Tucked it under my waistband and went public to sleep.

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