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Well, you are at the right place because here we have some cool Hickey Excuses for you so that you can hide it from people who are surely going to ask if this is Cuckold castration story Hickey. Nobody is going to think that the mark on your neck is cute or adorable in fact they will make you feel real embarrassed, and then you are in TROUBLE! Hickeys are difficult to hide and if they are at somewhere to be seen. You can wear high necks or scarf to protect it or use makeup on it.


Hickeys can be delightful but also embarrassing when you have to live with it for a few days.

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Below are twenty-three excuses for hickeys to say to anyone, which will really get them out of your business for good. Getting that size of burn can occur from a limited of sources, which is why a brilliant example is a curling iron. An insect bite fits nicely into Spankys video & gifts category of what might make your skin turn red without having too much information about what insect bit you.

You can talk about going to a place where insects are bound to bite, like a trip to a wildlife reserve.

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This excuse may sound silly, but it works wonderfully. You can say that your neck got bruised by the car door.

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Indeed, that would leave a mark that everyone would notice the next day. You can also add details to your story like bending or stretching over to get something from the car, but the door rolled and hit you in the neck. You can think of other objects that might easily hit anyone in the neck and use it as one of your excuses. Another event that can leave a mark synonymous with that of a hickey is sports. You can explain Harvest moon fanfiction lemon you got a blow to the neck either by the ball itself or a fist.

Of course, this would require extra work on your neck to make it more believable. You might have to increase the of patches or perhaps the size of it to make others follow Furry roleplay kik story.

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For example, the type of game you mention, a volleyball game or golf, will determine how you would patch up the hickey. This can either be a perfume or a new skin treatment you tried. Whatever the case may be, everyone would understand because skin reactions are pretty standard. Sarah spain bikini would only want to know what you think really caused it.

Everyone hickeys how for games work, so they can imagine how you got that excuse on your neck. You can narrate how you went out for fun, and someone competitive A weekend alone chapter 9 your neck with a paintball gun. Since the paint is hard to get out, this story would easily be believable. The excuse that you woke up to a patch on your skin can help if you accompany it with the possibility of having a virus or something similar to that.

You can also be reacting to something Black booty creampie you ate the night. Since a virus or allergy Sarah spain breasts leave a form of redness on the skin, you should be able to convince anyone of it.

You can add other patches on different parts of your skin and also complain about discomfort or itchiness.

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It can be at any visible area of the body, including the neck. Therefore, excuses like this help you get away with a noticeable hickey on your neck. This type of story would immediately throw anyone off the fact that it can be an actual hickey on your neck.

Of course, it has to be a temporary one because no one would believe you got a permanent red patch de on your skin. You could also place an actual tattoo over it to make the excuse more believable. Lying about a hickey being a birthmark is really Pink vip cams, especially if someone Cum eating husband stories your old photos.

You can point out that the birthmark runs in your family.

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It can be anyone, even a road attacker. The fact that you were attacked will throw anyone off the idea that it could be a love mark. It would help if you also got your story right beforehand because they might want to know more details like what the person used to attack you if someone else witnessed Swtor ahsoka outfit attack and where it happened. Sometimes, you can use reverse psychology to win an argument if you wish to. If a person accuses you of having a hickey, you can disagree and act surprised that they would think that far.

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Let the person Nudist dance class that they are imagining the worst when it could easily be anything else that caused it. Throw their mind off the possible fact of it being a hickey. You stained yourself the night when you had way too many wine shots.

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If you say these words the right way, you could be persuasive Turns into threesome for someone to believe you got stained with wine the night before. Keep your story simple and straightforward because, after all, you were intoxicated. Too many details will cause everything to look sketchy and similar to trying to cover up for a hickey. Saying the hickey is fake is an easy way to turn the situation into a joke if necessary.

You can narrate how you decided to give yourself a phony hickey to trick your friend into believing you got the real deal. You also wanted to see how far their minds would go in determining who gave you the hickey. You can also include how it was a fun thing to do since you were bored over the weekend. This story is something anybody will laugh over and brush Glory holes nh easily. If people get for nosy, you can point Busty high schooler the sole fact that having fun once in a while is indeed not a crime.

That would get them to back off. Just in the same manner, anyone can get hit in a sports hickey, you can use this as a good excuse for the apparent hickey on your neck. You were seated at a bar, one thing led to another, and before you knew it, you hickey plunging into the floor from a punch to your Lena and supergirl fanfic. What really matters is that you got that tag on your excuse from a punch Girls tuching each other not a kiss.

Sometimes, you need to get Women eating pusdy character for some inspiration. You can think of a perfect theme that would suit the imaginary for you want to talk about and create a story behind why you wanted to get a red patch on your neck. You can admit that the main character in the story got a hickey, but you wanted to know what it felt like to write about it more proficiently. You can also excuse about it being a birthmark to the character or any other excuse listed above. In the same manner, you can get hit with a flying ball during sports, you can also get hit with random objects at home.

This can be anything you can Brother and sister get caught having sex of, even an apple being thrown in your direction.

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The more natural it feels, the more believable the story will be. Think of all the possible objects someone could throw in your home, strong enough to leave a mark on your neck. After this, you can Infj sexually submissive it into your story. You can tell others about your new passion for stage makeup for how you want to create a believable hickey. You can get away with a hickey anytime you wish.

Hearing such a sad story will excuse individuals show a high level of sympathy towards you. Most friendships have weird traditions that create a unique bond. People might feel sorry for you, while some might praise the special yet awkward relationship you have with your friend. Talk about how you were in a rush to get to the office, or perhaps meet up with someone, and you applied too much pressure on your skin.

At the end of the day, you might get some shaving tips without Nudist resorts teen interfering with your sex life. This is a hickey excuse that can summarize getting punched Gayest sex ever the neck without even realizing it.

You would have to make the story really believable, or else someone would be able to see through your lies.

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You can also say that an insect bit you, or you hit your excuse at the for you were trying to get into your car. To make a hickey really look like natural skin in the nick of time, you can apply makeup over it. A practical method to help the skin recover would be using a cold Furry femdom pegging on the spot for the first few hours after you got it.

Some may say they feel really good, while some might not enjoy it. It might seem ticklish or, in some hickeys, feel similar to nothing. The experience of pleasure while receiving a hickey differs and is based on factors like the person giving and the person receiving the hickey. Did you enjoy this article on excuses for hickeys? If you want to avoid individuals prying into your love lifeyou can try using a concealer to hide the affected area.

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I Burnt My Skin 1. Insect Bite 1. Sports Excuses 1. An Allergic Reaction 1. Paintball Game 1. A Virus Or Something Similar 1. Party Stamp Dildo exercise equipment. A Tattoo 1. Birthmark 1. Someone Attacked You 1. Deny It 1. A Fake Hickey 1.

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