- What is my ethnicity:
- I'm greek
- What is my body type:
- Favourite drink:
- I like to listen:
- Hip hop
- I have piercing:
- I don't have piercings
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I use Squarespace to host this website, and every now and again Flashing on vacation roll out some new feature that people with ificantly greater understanding of how to properly run and grow their sites undoubtably find extremely useful. The newest thing I've received an about is Google Search keywords as part of their analytics services.
While I mostly don't concern myself with site traffic, search engine optimization and other such things that are important if you're trying to monetize your site or fuel a desperate need for validation he said, as if a desperate need for validation were not the driving force behind everything in his lifeI'm sure it's a pretty handy little resource, and I'm at least curious enough to play with it once.
Let's take a look at what key terms Google thinks I should be using to really get my content out there. What is it that the people of the internet Fingering a girl stories to see? Here are Google's top ten reccomendations for key words and phrases I should Dog rape stories to increase my website's visibility:.
Clearly somebody is doing something very wrong in this scenario and frankly I'm not sure who it is. Either it's me, and I need to take a long hard look at the content of my writing and possibly my character as a human OR it's Google and they need to get someone to review the code Polar vortex boobs this analytics thing. The third option, of course is that the real fault here lies with the society who psychologically damaged a generation of people so badly that a computer which learns from our search history, having all of humanities collective curiosity at it's disposal can only come up with Horse Fart Fanfic.
Before I Elizabeth olsen cumshot I'd just like to quickly address all of the folks currently reading this who stumbled in here on accident while looking for fart torture fanfiction.
Hey, hows it going?
Welcome to my website. Elderly nudist couples you click away let me just apologize that the title was a misdirect and that you came here looking for tastefully written short stories presumably involving someone being forcibly held down and farted on with or without horses but instead got nothing but lightly mocked.
It was nice to have you in any event, I hope you find what you're looking for at the next website you try.
And hey, maybe once you finish up masturbating or whatever come on back and take a look around, maybe you'll find some of my posts here pretty funny. After all, according to Google my content is pretty well geared towards the fart fetishist demographic.
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